If I Were A Unicorn ... Stab Stupid People In The Head Funny Mug

This ceramic accent mug brings a sharp, playful edge to everyday coffee rituals. With a contrasting colored interior and handle, the glossy white exterior showcases bold, minimalist text that delivers a cheeky, sarcastic message—best for mornings when you need a little humor (and attitude) with your caffeine. The solid C-shaped handle feels familiar and comfortable, while the bright printing keeps the design crisp through regular use. Use it at your desk, on the kitchen counter, or as a conversation-starting cup in shared spaces. Product features - Microwave-safe for quick reheats - Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning - Bright, durable printing with crisp colors - White ceramic body with colored interior & handle (choose color) - Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes; lead & BPA-free Care instructions - Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap